Icky Stuff

Gross things we all do but no one will admit.

Crack Tickles

on November 22, 2012

Gas. We all have it. You can purse your lips all you want, but truth said everyone passes gas – and most do it several times every day!  Yes, you can reduce the number of times the spider barks, you can possibly diminish the smell of the brick you spit, but you will fart.

The worst farts – for me – are those that attack while in the morning shower. You are trapped in the small space with the awful odor and the odor has but one direction to travel and that is straight up to your nose.  The other bad ones? The warms ones that travel up your butt crack and tickle your cheeks.

Good reading: The Anatomy of a Fart.

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